 |  | Halo Reach Pre-launch Checklist (117 To-do's) |  |  | Posted August 22, 2010, 5:21 pm by Steve | Categories: Video Games, Life |  | The Halo Reach checklist for both Halo Reach Eve (September 13th, 2010) and Halo Reach Day (September 14th, 2010).
- Identify closest midnight release event at local game store
- Pre-order Halo Reach Legendary Edition
- Pay for Halo Reach Legendary Edition pre-order in full
- Take back-up photocopy of pre-order purchase receipt for game pickup
- Keep original pre-order receipt in wallet
- Place back-up photocopy in safe place
- Have credit card in wallet for emergency during midnight release event
- Keep cash in wallet in case credit card is needed and fails during midnight release event
- Review midnight release agenda with local game store manager
- Make sure phone number of file with local game store is correct (this is usually the primary method of pre-order identification)
- Make sure drivers license is in wallet (may get carded during game pick-up)
- Set out comfortable clothes for midnight release event
- Make sure car keys are placed in easy to remember location
- Place wallet in pocket of pants
- Fill pocket in pants to insure wallet is in there
- Set out extra set of clothes and clean-up supplies in case bodily discharge event happens during game (e.g. pee your pants from opening cinematic hotness)
- Pee before leaving for midnight release
- Avatar dressed in Halo attire
- Avatar has Halo-related prop
- Profile motto set to something Halo-related
- Xbox 360 dashboard theme set to a Premium Halo Theme
- All Bungie ViDocs downloaded to Xbox 360
- Watch all Bungie ViDocs
- Computer desktop wallpaper set to something Halo-related
- Bungie.net service record added to favorites
- Windows Live ID linked to Bungie.net service record
- Back-up copy of Halo Reach pre-ordered on Amazon with release-day delivery in the event primary copy gets damaged
- Identify secondary back-up vehicle incase primary vehicle has issues
- Maintenance tune-up complete in primary and secondary vehicle
- Gas tank is full in primary and secondary vehicle
- Battery charged in primary and secondary vehicle
- Tire pressure in primary and secondary vehicle at recommended PSI
- Insure tires in both primary and secondary vehicle are in good shape
- Back-up driver identified in case of broken leg or other injury that would prevent motor vehicle operation
- Favorite music selected for drive to local video game store
- Cell phone fully charged for midnight release event
- Cell phone drop-out zones identified on route to and from local video game store
- Quickest route to local game store mapped and tested for accuracy
- Traffic signal pattern memorized and accounted for during drive home to insure quickest return
- Speed limit memorized on various streets to and from local video game store
- Speed limit leveraged during travels, but not exceeded to avoid wasted time being pulled over by police
- Spouse or back-up drive trained in the case of immediate assistance needed (e.g. if a flat tire occurs on the way home from local game store, spouse should know to rush immediately to location and switch vehicles allowing game owner to continue home while spouse changes the flat)
- No Taco Bell or other stomach upsetting foods consumed within poop cycle’s time frame of Halo Reach Eve
- Insure Xbox Live Gold membership is not set to expire
- Profile set as default with auto-login enabled
- Controller fully charged
- New set of batteries ready just in case (package opened with battery units easily accessible)
- Controller already in-sync with Xbox 360 console
- Secondary controller available as back-up
- Secondary controller in-sync with Xbox 360 console
- Secondary controller fully charged
- Xbox Live headset charged and ready
- Any disc removed from console disc tray
- Correct audio/video inputs set on HDTV
- Correct audio/video inputs set on sound system
- Subwoofer powered on
- Audio levels set
- Speaker system tested for sweet spot
- If applicable, universal remote preset to activity for launching components
- Gaming area clean
- Display area ready for Legendary Edition’s McFarlane Noble Team statue
- House environmental conditions set to ideal level (e.g. AC/heater degrees)
- Sharp object, such as a knife, easily accessible for unboxing
- Arrangements made at work for absence (e.g. paid-time-off form submitted and approved)
- Electric bill paid
- Internet bill paid
- House payment paid
- DVD disc cleaning kit available if needed
- Internet speed test complete and at acceptable level
- IM set to “busy”
- IM nickname set to “I’m playing Halo Reach, leave me alone!”
- Ringer turned off on landline phone
- After home from game pick-up, cell phone powered off (anyone that needs to contact you should be playing Halo Reach online)
- Path and game station clear of obstacles that could distract from unboxing and playing
- Assortment of snacks purchased and laid out in organized fashion on kitchen table
- Caffeinated drinks purchased
- Caffeinated drinks in refrigerator 24-hours prior to Halo Reach Eve
- Coaster next to gaming station
- Napkins ready for easy clean-up if snacking occurs
- Pre-made meals ready for consumption over next 24-hours
- If applicable, babysitter and back-up babysitter setup for next 24-hours
- If applicable, babysitter fees paid in advanced
- If applicable, spouse fully aware of agenda for midnight release
- If applicable, spouse also fully aware of activities surrounding next 24-hours
- “Do not disturb” sign on door to gaming room or front door of house if gaming in the living room
- Spare Xbox 360 on standby in case of RRoD of primary gaming console
- This checklist printed and pen available to check off to-dos in this checklist
- All meetings, weddings, family reunions, doctor’s appointments, school-related activates, work presentations, conference calls, etc canceled for next 24-hours
- Arrive at local game store for midnight release event hours early to secure spot at front of the line
- Pick up copy of Halo Reach Legendary Edition
- Do not talk to anyone after securing your copy of Halo Reach
- Move at a brisk pace immediately towards vehicle
- During return to car, attempt to conceal large Halo Reach Legendary Edition box to help prevent unlawful thoughts from surrounding civilians
- Return home
- Lock all doors to prevent theft of Halo Reach
- Power on entertainment system
- Pray for no RRoD
- Power on controller
- Be extremely delicate and careful during unboxing of Halo Reach Legendary Edition
- Remove Halo Reach game from custom ONI data module case
- Extract Halo Reach disc by pressing small, round DVD jewel case button
- Eject Xbox 360 disc tray
- Insert Halo Reach disc into Xbox 360 disc tray
- Close Xbox 360 disc tray
- Admire cool Xbox 360 dashboard Halo Reach game cover art
- Install Halo Reach
- When installation is less than 10%, bring cold drink and snacks into gaming area
- When installation is between 10-20%, look through game manual
- When installation is between 20-30%, set out bonus redemption cards
- When installation is between 30-40%, remove token perforated covers from redemption cards
- When installation is between 40-50%, go pee
- When installation is between 60-70%, set Noble Team statue in display area
- When installation is between 70-80%, examine other Legendary Edition goodies, like the Spartan II patch and ONI security badge
- When installation is between 80-90%, skim through Dr. Hasley’s personal notes and documents
- When installation is between 90-100%, close eyes, take deep breath and prepare for gaming bliss
- When installation is complete, launch game
- “Welcome to the last day of the rest of your life!”
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